*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
Say it to my face
the art of being empty
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
oh my god
this is perfect
This makes me sad
i actually read this wow
i apologize if any of you are religious
but oh my god
that’s so accurate
jesus christ fav ever