pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

Anonymous whispered:
hur hur kill urself

phanfiction-slut:

Say it to my face 

bethosaurus:

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

im speechless

x69o:

the art of being empty

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

image

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

missdanidaniels:

vo-hmit:

cryxnq:

iambeatusmotherfucker:

opposingly:

along-the-lines-of-kim:

uglyreckless:

“that’s religion”

oh my god

this is perfect 

This makes me sad

i actually read this wow

i apologize if any of you are religious
but oh my god
that’s so accurate

jesus christ fav ever

oh wow

Holy shit.