meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

Here’s a tip. If you touch a girl, even as a joke, and she pushes you off, leave…her…alone. Don’t touch
her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her.

carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERFect

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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